How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like